FUNNY STATUS

• Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
• Better late than never, but never late is better.
• Who care’s ?????………..I’m awesome
• I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
• Hey,you are reading my status again?
• If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
• Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
• I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
• C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
• Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) 
• Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
• People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
• Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
• It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
• When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
• When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
• I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
• Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there. 
• No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
• If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
• I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect..
• Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
• If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
• I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
• Don't wake me up! I'm studying.