Selfie Status for Whatsapp and Facebook

• Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
  • Takes 2 selfies.. Deletes 22 selfies!
  • The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking….
  • But first.. let me take a selfie..
  • Don't make a permanent decision for your temporary emotion….
  • Depression is like a war.You either win or die trying….
  • Selfie lene walo ke hath kanoon se bhi lambe hote hai..
  • A Selfie a day keeps the friends away…
  • Puts Selfie on top of tree because I’m the star…
  • I changed all my passwords to Incorrect…
  • This is called a Selfie….
  • I do what I want…
  • Kuch logo ki selfie dekh ke lagta hai ki unke phon me front camera ki jagah pistol honi chahiye thi…
  • You're the best…
  • Ara pagli jitni teri HEIGHT hai na usse jayada to hamari selfie pe LIKE hai..
  • Love your enemies…
  • I get by with a little help from my friends….
  • People are looking at me funny
  • I can be your hero….
  • Success in business requires training, discipline and hard work.
  • Give me some space….
  • I wish you were here….
  • I’m your love and life….
  • I always have a full-length mirror next to the camera when I’m doing publicity stills.  That way, I know how I look.
  • This is how to be a heartbreaker….
  • This is my club…..
  • Aaj kal to MauSam mujhe puri TakkAr de raha hai…
  • Time to party, ladies
  • I try to not work too many Sundays. At least on Sunday nights,
    I try to chill out a little bit. I call it Sunday Funday.
  • I wish you were here
  • I'm not perfect but i'm loyal….
  • One love, one heart
  • Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows…..
  • Welcome to my city
  • OMG. Look at me. Instagram Selfie….
  • Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
  • Do you like my shirt? 
  • Hating me doesn’t make you pretty…