FUNNY STATUS

• Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
• Better late than never, but never late is better.
• Who care’s ?????………..I’m awesome
• I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
• Hey,you are reading my status again?
• If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
• Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
• I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
• C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
• Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) 
• Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
• People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
• Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
• It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
• When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
• When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
• I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
• Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there. 
• No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
• If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
• I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect..
• Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
• If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
• I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
• Don't wake me up! I'm studying.

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

• Life isn’t about finding yourself. It’s about creating yourself.
•  Don’t stop until you’re proud.
• Believe you can and you’re halfway there.
• How you do one thing, is how you do everything. 
• The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
• Everyone has a will to win but very few have the will to prepare to win.
• Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.
• If you want your life to be meaningful go out and do something about it.
• Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
• SUCCESS belongs only to those who are willing to work harder than anyone else.
• If you believe in yourself, things are possible. 
• Everything you can imagine is real.
• Turn your wounds into wisdom.
• You are born without anything but You die with Your name. so that name must not be a word.. It must be a History.
• Some people pass through our lives in a shorter time frame than we had hoped to teach us things they never could have taught if they stayed.
• A ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.
• Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
• Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.
• Don’t crash the party, be the party.
• Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
• All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
• Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
• If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
• If you can laugh when you are completely broken,then there can be nothing that can break you next time.
• Everything that has a beginning, has an end. So the key is to try to enjoy the in between as much as possible..

Crush status

• • The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine..
  • I’ll be yours forever, just tell me when to start…
  • The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
  • Because of you, half the time I don't even know that I'm smiling…
  • I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking...
  • Loving you is like breathing How can I stop..?
  • My Experience Said, "It's risky"
  • You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
  • The Ecstatic feeling of having crushes will not be worth enough,if we don’t have a Best friend to share with…
  • Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart. You can always get money back, but you might not get your heart back.
  • Because of you, half the time I don’t even know that I’m smiling.
  • I'm so glad you are in my life but i want to be more than friends
  • It's not that I'm afraid of telling you how I feel about you, I'm afraid of how you will react.
  • I want to ask you out but I can't find the right word's. And my confidence level is low. :(
  • Can i check ur pockets i think u stole my heart!
  • I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold…
  • Falling in Love is easy..But staying in Love is very special...
  • Met you by fate, chose you as a friend, but falling in love with you was beyond my control..
  • You can't see it, but I just did a happy dance because you just texted me when I was thinking about you!!
  • You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?
  • I build myself up when I?m alone, but when the moment comes and you look at me with those eyes I can?t remember what I?m doing..
  • Well maybe some day my dreams will come true
  • Only if you knew how much i like you.but u r a player. My heart says yes! But my brain says 'NO'..
  • My Experience Said; "It's risky"
  • FREE ADVICE: try not to fall for someone who isn't willing to catch you
  • Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion..
  • Whenever I see you, I think, "You have no idea how much I care about you."
  • Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You…
  • I secretly want u, i like u and want to be with you, but i am not sure you feel the same way…
  • If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal..
  • I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…

COOL STATUS

• I don’t insult people , I just describe them.
• Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
• Every problem comes with some solution. .....If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
• Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
• DREAM as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one..
• I'm not failed... my success is just postponed. 
• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak. 
• If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.. 
• When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
• I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
• Life is Short – Chat Fast..
• You’ll never be lonely..If you learn to befriend yourself.
• Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me.
• I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
• I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells.
• I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once..
• I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete..
• Strong people don’t put other down they fit them up.
• Sometimes life just needs a good, hard CTRL ALT DELETE.. 
• We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.
• There are no winners in life…only survivors.
• Do not cross a bridge till you come to it.
• Being honest is believed to be the best route to take.
• A man is ruled by his PASSION.
• Do not try to do something before you have learnt how to do it or before you are ready for it..
• The written word is more to be feared than physical violence. 
• The darkest hour is that before dawn.

very sad status

• Oh I Am Sorry.I Forgot I Only Exist When You Need Something!
•  I’m missing something in my life these days.
•  When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left.
•  The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime...
•  Sometimes it’s better to be Alone…Nobody can hurt you.
•  I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.
•  I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.
•  A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front.
•  It's sad to be happy alone. 
•  Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change..
• If you love me won’t you let me know..!
• There’s nothing more depressing than having it all and still feeling sad. 
•  It hurts, but its ok… I’m used to it.
•  Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.
• Sorrow is one of the vibrations that prove the fact of living.
• There is no worse sorrow than remembering happiness in the day of sorrow.
• When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.
• Sadness is always the legacy of the past; regrets are pains of the memory.
• We gather strength from sadness and from pain Each time we die we learn to live again.
•  I was too blind to see that you were too deaf to hear me. 
•  I can always pretend I’m okay, but it doesn’t mean I don’t get hurt. 
• It’s hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember. 
• I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.
•  I close my eyes and dream of a time when I wasn’t all alone.
•  The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.
• The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
• A beautiful dress can change the personality but beautiful behavior can change the Life!!
• Only you can put a smile on my face when i’m sad…
• Life’s so shit it makes wot comes out the dog’s ass look good!
• Look at me. You may think you see who I really am, but you’ll never know me.

Break Up Whatsapp Status

• Dear Bad Luck ... Let's break up….
  • Tonight I can write the saddest lines I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too….
  • The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes….
  • The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go….
  • Love is game for liars and pain for shayars….
  • No more waisting time thinking about wasted time….
  • If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride..
  • If your love does not work with that person, it just means that someone else loves you more….
  • Love is beautiful mistake of my life….
  • Time doen’t really Heal the heart.It just makes the heart forget all the pain.
  • Isn’t it sad that you are hurt so much that finally you can say “I’m used to it”
  • Trusting you again is my decision, Proving me wrong is your choice….
  • I will never learn to stop loving you I’m just learning how to live without you and move on without you there by my side.
  • One day you’ll finally see, your biggest mistake was not loving me.
  • Koi Mil Jaye Mujhe TUM Jaisa…Ye Namumkin Sahi…Lekin…Tumhe Mil Jaye HUM Jaisa, Itna Asaan Ye Bhi Nahi…
  • Not all scars show, not all wounds heal!!
  • You have to forgive to forget, and forget, to feel again…
  • I hope you’re doing fine all alone.
  • I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
  • Any time I break up with Dawson or question him, viewers turn against me….
  • I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was..
  • Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling….
  • I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was…
  • What do you do when Something that was your Everything becomes a Nothing?.
  • I’m too bright to shine in your dull World….
  • I may not be perfect, but I'm always me…
  • I hope we meet again…
  • Nothing last forever…

Selfish status for whatsapp

• I don’t care about what others think about me ,I just care about what I think about myself..
• I done what i like, i don't care what you think? 
•  Life is too short to think about others..
• Selfishness, not love, is the actuating motive of the gallant...
• No thanks, I’m allergic to selfish...
• The one who loves the least, controls the relationship...
• All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction...
• When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexcusably selfish to be lonely alone.
• Being Sorry IS The Highest Act OF Selfishness, Seeing WORTH only After Discarding It...
• Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people, one.
• who can trust and one who can understand..
• Real people are never fake, and fake people are never real...
• Lets learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore ‘Terms & Conditions’ of any software..
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• So glad to know that you’re having fun, especially without me..
• Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you...
• If you don’t like me remember it’s mind over matter; I don’t mind and you don’t matter...
• So glad to know that you’re having fun, especially without me...
• Shame on me for always being selfish, the feeling is never returned...
• Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you...
• Live life one day at a time. Share it with people who matter most to you, for life is a little jar of memories. So fill it with people worth remembering..
• Glory built on selfish principles, is shame and guilt..
• You need to stop being so selfish and start caring about everyone else…