Clever status for whatsapp

• God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.
• Dream is not complete by sleeping.!
• The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have..
• I don’t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning..
• Always try don't feel fail without try!
• Life has what you see in it.
• Always make a firm statement..
• You can’t handle my undivided attention..
• Am just a saint! No mistakes..
• Global warming found me here…
• Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless :)
• We are the texting generation..
• That fake idea was from China…
• Design is not how the things looks,but the wayn it work ..
• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.
• Parents are gift of God, They have done everything to make you happy.
• I like sleeping because it’s like being dead, without the commitment…
• I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!
• I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
• Don't think about tomorrow,Think about the now..
• Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story..
• If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?
• I am 'SINGLE' Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME...
• Not every gain which comes from pain
• Adolescence is never a lifetime thing.
• Changing is just a matter of decision..
• Managing my BMI is just a daily slogan..
• Too busy to entertain nonsense in life..
• You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?
• The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
• Because of you, half the time I don’t even know that I’m smiling…
• Mind of opportunities never gets a miss…
• If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong… 
• It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER