April Fool whatsapp status for April Fool Day

• Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ….???…. Its APRIL 1ST …. If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say APRIL FOOL.
  • You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
  • When you want to fool the world, tell the truth….
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
  • you can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. ….
  • I am fool, I am a fool, I am the biggest fools, I am the world’s best fool. OK OK Calm Down. I agree that you are the best fool….
  • HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY
  • Hi Dear FOOL, Wish you a Happy April Fool Day. Today is your day….
  • Hello Beautiful! Oh, wrong message….
  • April fool’s pregnancy prank would not have succeeded if it wasn’t for your reckless promiscuity.
  • I noticed your unhealthy lifestyle what makes cardiac arrest a possible outcome from an April fool’s joke.
  • Let me all wish you a happy Pretty-Much-Just another day where all of the news you find on the internet is actually fake.
  • May your playful April Fool’s Day prank help make your multi-billion dollar corporation appear slightly less evil.
  • Dear friend, I’m sorry that my April Fool’s Day joke which I played on you resulted in your deportation from the country.
  • Happy April Fool’s day!
              I come in peace!
        Let’s not make a fool out of everyone, shall we?
  NOT!
  • You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job....
  • It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt....
  • I am fool i am fool I Am Fool I Am Fool I Am Fool Ok ok Cool I AGREE You Are FOOL Control Urself April Fool Wishes… 
  • Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, shame on me…..
  
  

Best Angry status for whatsapp and facebook

• Anger is one letter short of danger….
  • Some things can never be forgotten and nor forgiven.
  • More expectations break relations…
  • Anger makes you smaller, while forgiviness forces you to grow beyond what you were..
  • May kill you in the morning?
  • I don’t regret my past. I just regret the time I have wasted with the wrong people.
  • By God, there’s a lot to make you angry….
  • Don’t make so many promises when you can’t even keep one
  • It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
  • I’m the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I’ll try to annoy you….
  • Smile, even if it’s a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile….
  • Attitude and personality are two different things.
  • I will not delete you or block you. I am keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I’m without you…..
  • If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
  • The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs….
  • Pack up your drama and stupid lies and please get out from my life wth your sorry.
  • When we don’t know who to hate, we hate ourselves…..
  • Anger is poison. You must purge it from your mind or else it will corrupt your better nature….
  • When you stopped believing in me, I did too…..
  • Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.
  • If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life….
  • sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world…
  • I may look calm, but in my head i've killed you 3 times….
  • That annoying moment when you show someone a picture on your phone, and they start scrolling through the rest.
  • For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind….
  • My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!
  • Everything is getting expensive except some people, they are getting cheaper….
  • Anger is poison. You must purge it from your mind or else it will corrupt your better nature…..

Sorry Whatsapp status

• I am sorry for the pain I caused you, I feel so bad….
  • I am sorry sweetie, please forgive ME
  • I wish I could be what you want, but I can't and I'm sorry….
  • Hope things go back to the way they used to be….
  • I’m sorry ” means nothing if you continue to do the same wrong over and over again…
  • Don’t say sorry for something you are planning on repeating later.
  • Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words…
  • Trust me… and …I’m sorry… are the two phrases that mean absolutely nothing. they are both just lies….
  • I’m sorry but nothing can change the fact that your the definition of a jerk…
  • Sometimes we say things we don’t mean. sometimes we hurt each other. but no matter what i will always love you…
  • I feel sorry for the person who write terms and contitions no body read that…
  • SORRY doesn’t prove anything unless you mean it…
  • I am sorry for being my self and im sorry for you and your greedy ways.
  • I am sorry! i hurt you. I hurt myself by hurting you
  • I’m not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt the ones I love now and then, but when i say sorry, I mean it with all my heart.
  • A good apology has three parts: 1. I`m sorry. 2. It`s my fault. 3. What can I do to make it right?
  • I am not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people. But when I say sorry, I mean it.
  • I am tired of apologizing for the things I didn’t do and to the people who don’t deserve it.
  • Fools say sorry wise men will prove they are sorry.
  • I am sorry I am not perfect… I am sorry I am only who I am… I am sorry I never told you EVERYTHING… And I am sorry that nothing I have done or will ever be able to do will be enough…
  • “I’m Sorry” doesn’t automatically fix everything. Apologies can’t fix a broken heart.
  • Never apologize for what you feel. It’s like saying sorry for being real…
  • You can say sorry in over 1000 ways. Only when it comes from the heart,does it matter..

Being Single Whatsapp status

            

• I'm not single. . . I'm riding solo and loving it..
• Yes, I'm Single. [I]t's Means: [S]tress [I]s [N]ow [G]one [L]ife is [E]asier… 
• Wanted by many but taken by none…
• If you aren't happy being single you will never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life and love it first, then share it...
• Single? No, I am just inRelation ship with FREEDOM….
• Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand....
• Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship… 
• 1 Universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I'm still single....
•  This isn't hard  This isnt IMPOSSIBLE !! 
• Hum angrezz ke zamane se single hai ...ha haa. 
• Kon kambakhaat bardash karne ko peeta hai ? Mai to peta hun taki commited ho saku !! 
• Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…... then i simply replied... " BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE”.... 
• Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others… 
• A broken relationship would make you feel more lonely than when you were single….
• Dear heart, please fall in love only when you're ready, not when you're lonely....
• Yes, I'm single. You're going to have to be pretty amazing to change that....
• Single ladies remember: U are not a side item, an appetizer, or an after-dinner dessert. U are the WHOLE MEAL or no deal! 
• I'm a single man! I'm allowed to flirt... 
• Single is single and now taking applications if u think Ur suitable 4 the job apply here lol....
• Single? No, I’m just in relationship with freedom.... 
• Stay single until someone special actually compliments you in a way that it makes it better to not be alone. If it is not, then it’s not worth it....
• I’m not single because I don’t pray for love. I’m single because I don’t play around with love. It’s not that I can’t stop being single, it’s that I haven’t found anyone that’s been up to the challenge.

Good Night Whatsapp Status

good night whatsappstatus

• The day is done, The moon has replaced the sun, I guess that’s my clue, to say GOOD NIGHT to you….
  • All good things must come to an end, this day included. Good Night all!
  • Here are my SPECIAL WISHES for you tonight:A Night Full of Love, A Peaceful Sleep,A Beautiful Dream, and A prayer that will come true!Good Night...!
  • Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger but I love you now.
  • May your guardian angel watch over you as you slumber, pleasant dreams.
  • One day, we will never have to say goodbye, only goodnight.
  • Its time to say good night real world, hello dream world…
  • Every Night, It's An Endless Battle Between Sleep And The Internet. :) Good Night
  • Do not go gentle into that good night….
  • One day I shall rule the World until then, I am going to bed. Good Night
  • My pillow is made at me, it wants you to be here with us. Goodnight
  • Let's go to bed. I'm tired of this day. I need a new one. Good Night
  • Neend aankh band karne se nai, wifi band karne se aati hai
    Good Night
  • Dear brain ! will you stop thnking so much & let me sleep…
  • Stars light Stars bright u?re the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, good nite sweet dreams….
  • Keep calm and have a goodnight…
  • A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book..
  • Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while.
  • All good things must come to an end, this day included. Good Night all!
  • Good Night messages doesn’t only mean good night or sweet dreams. It also silently says that I think of you before going to bed. Good Night.
  • People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one…
  • Good night sleep tight I will be dreaming of you with all my might…
  • If someone wishes you goodnight every day, you're happier than so many people…
  • Night has brought to those who sleep, only dreams they can not keep…
  • I hate when my mind won't shut up when I'm trying to sleep ...
  • Tonight I'm going to sleep earlier because I want to see you in my dream very early. Good Night
  • As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep.. GOOD NIGHT

quotes about missing someone

• You know how you don't want to miss them, but you want them to miss you..
  • I Miss you dearly my heart aches, My head is lost, I really miss you…
  • I hope you forget me but ever time i missing you….
  • You make me feel whole. When you?re not around, I feel like a part of me is missing.
  • I miss you more than the sun misses the sky at night…
  • When we are together, time just flies away like a jet plane. But when we are apart, I can feel every ticking second of the clock hammering a nail in my heart. I miss you girl.
  • Missing you can turn from pain to pleasure if I knew you were missing me too…
  • It’s not easy to forget everything about you when everything reminds me of you. Miss you …
  • You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without. Always missing you…
  • Nothing feels better than a surprise text from that person you miss…
  • Remembering is easy for those who have brains. But forgetting is hard for those who have heart.
  • Nights have become sleepless and days have become sleepy since you have gone away. I miss you…
  • Need an app that flashes their name on your phone the moment they miss you :)
  • I don’t  breathe when we are apart? I suffocate. I miss you.
  • Memories have a "replay" button by default….
  • I did three things today; miss you, miss you and miss you.
  • Why does time move so fast when we're together, and so damn slow when we're apart…..
  • It’s hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.
  • I can love anyone like the way I loved you but no one can love you the way I did….
  • Without you here, the sun forgets to shine…
  • True love does not have a happy ending, because true love never ends.
  • If I could plant a flower for every time I miss you, I could walk through my garden forever…
  • Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love….
  • I feel bad when you miss me, I feel sad when you don’t…
  • I’m sick of checking my phone and not seeing your name…
  • Im incomplete without you!
  • 8 Billions Peoples In The World But My Heart Loves You..
  • I’m not gonna miss you, I’m just going to wait till you realize your mistake…
  • You know what is really hard for someone? To miss you, and to realize that you miss someone else. That is a punch in the stomach…
  • Everyday, I fight the urge to text you or call you, telling myself that if you wanted to talk to me, you would…
  • I die every day, every second without you…
  • I miss the old days,the old you, the old us
  • I miss those kisses and the way I used to sleep in your warm hug. I miss the way you made me eat breakfasts and I miss the way you made me laugh. I miss you…